Just got this email from someone who sends me updates about his band all the time. Randomly. I never asked for it, I just get them.
The funny thing is that the rest of the band gets them too, randomly.
This one is brilliant though:
Getting There is all it takes...
once you're there it's gonna be great
...we're gonna cut some rugs and rip up the floor boards
...Even if that's just a metaphor of sorts...
Cause the Major Milliken ain't doing renovations...
They're just kickin' it down with some great libations...
so step on up and whet your whistle ...
We're all Passengers yo and may I just say fi-shizzle...Peace!
From this, one can extract that the gig is at the Major Milliken, and that the band is Passenger.
Middle aged man + words like fi-shizzle = BEST EMAIL EVER.
Take notes, kiddies.
-Scotty