Monday, April 18, 2005

Anuroop has a long road ahead of him, it seems. We all know he's had a problem with black tar heroin for years now (actually, since he was four years old) and he's in the denial stage. We hope he can kick the habit in time.

I'm going to give some good examples of what steve was talking about (read his post, but basically replace 'very' or 'extremely' or other words like them with 'balls')

1. Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose

BECOMES

1i. Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a balls shiny nose.

2. I like basketball, I love very bouncy balls.

BECOMES

2i. I like basketball, I love balls bouncy balls.

If the humour in this is not clear, say it out loud. If you still don't find it funny, do 2 gigs in two days with little to know sleep in between. THEN consume a good portion of your weight in a variety of meat at Korean Barbeque. Try saying it out loud again and i PROMISE you it will be funny.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

lets not forget the savage garden hit "balls balls deeply"

11:05 AM, April 18, 2005

 
Blogger Steve said...

Or the classic spice girls refrain:
I'll tell you what I want, what I balls balls want,
So tell me what you want, what you balls balls want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
I balls balls balls balls wanna zigazig ha!

1:15 PM, April 18, 2005

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

or the bryan adams hit
"have you ever balls loved a woman"

-so tell me have you ever balls
balls balls ever loved a woman.

4:39 PM, April 22, 2005

 

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