Top 10 reasons why rockstar is a better career than computer engineer

Rockstar is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Engineer is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool? Really!..... Stop looking at me, swan!

The debate is over:

10. Rockstars retire early. Cause if you think that Mick Jagger will still be doing the whole rock star thing at age 50, well, then, you are sorely, sorely mistaken.
9. Tour buses are 14 times as fun as the (Toyota Previa/bread bus/Steve's bus/the bus) is.
8. Computer engineers get a two-day reading week while the rest of the world gets the standard 5 days. (btw, it should be called Spring break, why does Canada have to be so lame in this respect? c'mon now...)
7. Rockstars own sledgehammers. Lucky!
6. Better calculus: Engineers approximate how much area is under the curve, rockstars approximate how many groupies they can bring backstage.
5. Elisha Cuthbert is much more likely to be a big fan of a young, Canadian rockstar than a young, Canadian computer engineer.
4. Perhaps on the, rare, occasion, pursuing the right course demands an act of piracy... Piracy, itself... can, be... the right...course.
3. Jumbo jets!! Besides being able to do more shows, clearly, you can have as much airplane food as you want (but no real food, strictly air canada, coach-style food; the good stuff). Chicks dig the jumbo jet.
2. When Jack Bauer is not onscreen, and is not too busy showing off how gangsta he truly is, he's meeting rockstars. I believe it.
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